Men and Women

The essential difference between men and women, recognized since the Stone Age, is that while men know how to do things, women know how to get things done, as the following scenario illustrates –

She. “Zork, darling. Would you mind getting that bear carcass out of the sleeping cave?”
He. “UUUUUUgggghhhhh!” (“I’ll get around to it.”)
She. “We could check out the new bear bed rug.”
He. “MMMMMmmmmmmMMMM”.(“That’d be cool”)
She. “You could even give me a bear grease rubdown”.
He. “OOOOOh. YUYU YU!” (“That’d be really cool.”)
She. “Of course, you’d have to lick it off after we’re done.”
Noises off-stage. “Grunt, Strain, Drag, Grunt, Strain, Drag, “Therwump!!”
He. “ Unh. Unh, Unh!” (“All gone, Honey”)